The awkward moment when people ask you about your...
When I buy a bag of air and the company is nice...
I left my nametag on. My phone was sticking out. My shirt was distracting. My hand were (still are) shaking. I went over the time a little bit. I was nervous as fuck! BUT my first speech is over and… I survived.
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