July 2011
54 posts
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The awkward moment when people ask you about your...
June 2011
130 posts
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fuckyeahreactions:
When I buy a bag of air and the company is nice...
sophieliciousxo:
I left my nametag on. My phone was sticking out. My shirt was distracting. My hand were (still are) shaking. I went over the time a little bit. I was nervous as fuck! BUT my first speech is over and… I survived.
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
alynngotcrazyonyou:
1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!
SWEET SAGA YO! \m/
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I'm that person everyone replaces after a while.
tumblrismyboyfriend:
“Honey, you’re simple, you’re shallow, & you’re a common whore, thats why...”
– Karen Walker (via willandgraceforever)
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Man attacked by polar bear, luckily survives.
ratherdielaughing:
Excuse me while I go die in a hole...
Shit.
WTF?! First she's too crazy, now she's too...
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mentallydatingalexgaskarth:
You’re fat.
You’re ugly.
You have terrible taste in music.
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That person who follows you who is so quality but...
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